Are you wanting to go to art party?
Art party is very much fun.

This arty party is an artsy farty party

Nagel's in the kitchen with Renoir
They're talking bout Duran Duran
Warhol's face down on the coat pile
Stealing all the wallets he can

Are you wanting to go to art party?

This party started slow
But before the guests could leave
Bob showed up and changed the mood
By painting happy trees
Pollock brought the dip
But then it spilled and made a mess
Giger brought a baby skull,
It's on Leigh Bowery's dress
Kinkade was not invited,
We all thought that was best

Are you wanting to go to art party?

Bowie's in the closet
Trying on his stripey suite
Khalo's in the kitchen
Making monkey soup
Woodman's on the sidewalk,
That's just where she landed
Dali tried to paint this scene
But all the critics panned it

Are you wanting to go to art party?


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