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The Internet

If you're looking for wholesome fun, the Internet!
Come and gather 'round everyone, the Internet!
Simply charming in every detail, the Internet!
It's your life on a grander scale, the Internet!

Lose your worries lose your cares, the Internet!
And old friend who's always there, the Internet!
Taste and style that you simply adore, the Internet!
It will brighten up any decor, the Internet!

A wealth of knowledge at a tiny price, the Internet!
Everyone on it is really nice, the Internet!
Safe and secure without a doubt, the Internet!
It's what Christmas is really about, the Internet!

Oh my god.
What has it done to my brain.
My precious brain.
Oh dear god.
What has it done to it.
What has it done to my brain.
Oh dear god.
What has it done to it.
What has it done to my brain.
What has it done to my brain.
My precious brain.