Hello…
It's party time again.
Be sure to post lots of photos of yourselves getting embarrassingly drunk and doing borderline if not completely illegal things.
#BreakingTheLaw
I know your name, you're number, and who you hang out with
I know how you feel, I know what you think
I know your secrets, your lies you think no one remembers
Your virtues, your vices, your passions and kinks
Hello…
Did you get some new toys?
Please tell everyone all about them and how much everything is worth.
Do not forget to let us know where you keep it all.
#PleaseComeRobMyHouseWhileIAmOutAtTheClubPostingDrunkenSelfies
I know your name, you're number, and who you hang out with
I know how you feel, I know what you think
I know your secrets, your lies you think no one remembers
Your virtues, your vices, your passions and kinks
Hello…
I see you've posted another picture of the enormous lunch you're about to eat.
Good show.
I also enjoyed your photo of donuts at 3:30 this morning.
Bully for you.
#WhyCan'tIEverFindADate
I know your name, you're number, and who you hang out with
I know how you feel, I know what you think
I know your secrets, your lies you think no one remember
Your virtues, your vices, your passions and kinks