Two plus two just don't add up
X and Y are of no concern
Don't read Poe and don't read Donne
The funny papers were never much fun
Make no motions and file no briefs
Devoid of reason and devoid of belief
Politics are a bumper sticker
Next show on the reality clicker
[chorus 2x]
Life is alright if it's only lived
Nothing to do with a head like a seive
No one depends on the undependable
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Score a zero on the SAT
Sniff glue until you just can't see
Masterbate on house arrest
Put on a cape and be invincible
Ignorance is for the blessed
Scream if you want to go faster
Pick a fight with Master Blaster
Are you gonna eat that?
[chorus 2x]
Rainbows marigolds sex and fun
The Earth I know goes around the sun
Knock knock, who's there? No one home
The whole fucking world can leave me alone...