Some dead bodies float
Some dead bodies sink
Some brains emote
And some just think
Sometimes I look to the sky
And sometimes the ground
Sometimes I stand very tight
And sometimes I walk around
[chorus]
And I think...
How long is this level?
When's the game end?
Where's the alien space craft...
...to blow me up dead?
How long is this level?
When's the game end?
Where's the giant robot...
...to blow me up dead?
Some cartoons kind of move
Some just don't
Some songs hit number one
But this one won't
Sometimes I summon a smile
Sometimes a frown
Sometimes I fall right asleep
Sometimes I walk around
[chorus]
EXT. SURFACE OF MARS
ROBOKILL ONE and ROBOKILL TWO spread out from each other in an
attempt to out flank the hideous Martian MONSTER that is firmly
entrenched and guarding the crystal flower.
ROBOKILL TWO
ROBOKILL ONE this is ROBOKILL
TWO, I have target acquisition
but my radioscopic demagnetizer's
power level has dropped
below three!
We HEAR the demonic hellish screeching of the MONSTER as it
closes in on ROBOKILL TWO.
ROBOKILL ONE
ROBOKILL TWO hang in there! I
have you triangulated on my
detectomatic, I am en route to
your position!
ROBOKILL TWO
(panicked)
OMG! it has a Curly Whirly!
We HEAR panicked and confused radio traffic from ROBOKILL ONE
and screeching and screaming as the MONSTER devours
ROBOKILL TWO.
ROBOKILL ONE
(urgently)
ROBOKILL TWO! Come in
ROBOKILL TWO!
We HEAR psychedelic space whispering as Jim continues
to sing a lament for ROBOKILL TWO...
How long is this level?
Where's the alien space craft?
How long is this level?
How long is this level?
Where's the alien space craft?
OMG a robot!
Some one kill the robot!