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Communist Party

Lenin is telling that joke again
It hasn't been funny since I don't know when
Oscar Wilde wows the room with his wit
Helen Keller doesn't hear it, she's just a little shit

I'm throwing a party
I'm throwing a party
I'm throwing a party
I'm throwing a party

Allen Ginsberg throws up in the hall
Where William Morris is papering the wall
H. G. Wells inquires "What smells?"
It's just a poet with a puanch losing his lunch

I'm throwing a party
I'm throwing a party
I'm throwing a party
A Communist Party

Chairman Mao nearly had a cow
When Frida Kahlo declared she swallowed
But when Ashraf Dehghani showed her punani
The room went insane like an axe to the brain

I'm throwing a party
I'm throwing a party
I'm throwing a party
A Communist Party