Pull Slowly and Die
Dead End Job

I am a bean counter, I like to count beans
I work at Taco Bell where the lettuce isn't green
I am an IT helper and I live in a cube
I upload videos to the YouTube

[1st chorus]
I got a dead end job!
I got a dead end job!
I got a dead end job!
I got a dead end job!
I got a dead end job!
I got a dead end job!
I got a dead end job!
I got a dead end job!

I am a window washer and I keep the windows clean
The windows that I wash ensure that things can be seen
I'm a j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-janitor
J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-janitor

[1st chorus]

I am a kleptomaniac I steal everything
I took your wallet your watch and your diamond ring
I am a psychopath and I'm going to kill you
I'm going to kill you 'cause there's nothing else to do

[chorus]

[2nd chorus]
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, uh huh

He's a bean counter and he likes to count beans
He works at Taco Bell that's just obscene
He's an IT helper and he lives in a cube
He downloads lots of porn and he uses lots of lube

[2nd chorus]

He's a window washer and he keeps the windows clean
He's a window washer and he keeps the windows clean
Those birds are stupid
He's a janitor

[1st chorus]