They had helicopters
They had TVs
They drank lots of vodka
And longed to be free
Big deal in Russia
They shot dogs to the stars
But they didn't have bread
They drove crappy cars
They liked to watch Airwolf
On their TV tubes
Crazy flying cowboys
Girls showing their boobs
They hack our systems
Cybertronically
They steal our music
Then sell us MP3s
Of all of the promises
That were never kept
This one was the reason
That we never slept
For more than twenty years
We heard it over again
That evil empire
Would bring about our end
They never dropped the bomb.
They never dropped the bomb.
They never dropped the bomb.
They never dropped the bomb.
They never dropped the bomb.