Tarantula!
Don't Judge Me

Just got back from Suburbia
Saw some things that might disturbi-ya
A group of pregnant girls at a school bus stop
A black pedestrian hassled by a cop

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Don't judge me!
Don't judge me!
Don't judge me!
Don't! Judge! Me!

Smell something smelled like a sewer smell
A white girl was working at Taco Bell
A fat woman jack-knifed outside a shopping center
Long term lease bound apartment renters

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A cat got hit by a car and died
Ugly girls buy scrap booking supplies
Bus stop advertising for no brainers
Housewives hitting on their personal trainers

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Spandex uniform bicycle gangs
Twelve year olds in miniskirts and Bettie Page bangs
A sadomasochistic poodle covered in bows
Iced venti triple filtered H2O

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A suicidal tattoo farmer hooked on H.I.M.
A Kia with a fart pipe and gold plated rims
Kids huffing Pledge just to get a thrill
Standing in line to pay their Cricket bills

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