Because your soul has sinned through ignorance
All fat is the Lord's.
They're knocking on your door and ringing your bell
Don't open the door and let them in
Don't be afraid of the milkman
Don't be afraid of the postman
Don't be afraid of the Girl Scouts
Don't be afraid of the Goat Man
Meaningless! Meaningless says the teacher
What has been will be again
Is there anything of which one can say
"Look! This is something new?". It's the Goat Man
Don't be afraid of UPS
Don't be afraid of the Mormons
Don't be afraid of the pizza boy
Don't be afraid of the Goat Man!
There's nowhere you can run that you can't run
Because you voted for gay marriage and black presidents
Now here comes the Goat Man
He's pleased to meet you and hopes you guess his name
Don't be afraid of Avon calling
Don't be afraid of Mary Kay
Don't be afraid of the walrus
Don't be afraid of the Goat Man!
It's not delivery, it's the Goat Man!