So many options in the universe
So many disicions you may make
So many steps upon your journey
So here's a few steps you can take
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Step 1: Grow a personality
Step 2: Consider what others think
Step 3: Try some congeniality
Step 4: Take a whiff because your shit stinks
You've got some stuff on your agenda
You've got a lot of things to do
You've got to make a few addendums
I've got some suggestions for your
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You've got a plan to make a million bucks
Plans you'll never follow through
So plan your plans because your plans all suck
So here's the perfect plan for you
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